Classic Bart Blackboard Quotes

Hey, boy, what are you doing on my page?
I don't see your name on it, man.
It's right over, uh, hey, HEY!!!
HeHeHe. Comedy, thy name is Bart.



The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
I will not Xerox my butt.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
My name is not Dr. Death.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.


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