Why the hose, Homer? What does it look like? I'll get our letter so wet
the ink will run and no one will be able to read it. Yeah but don't other people have mail in there? So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo.
You know the kind of letters people write.
Dear somebody you never heard of,
How is so and so? Blah blah blah blah blah.
Your's truly, Some Bozo.
