Profound Thoughts

"Can you hold the wheel? I have to scratch myself in two places at the same time."
"Remember, son, the trick to advoiding jury duty is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
"Life is like a box of donuts...Hmm, donuts..."
"Just blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English. Ahh, Tebore, how many times you've saved my butt."
"Who ever thought a nuclear reactor could be so complicated?"
"Stupid itchy church pants. One size fits all my butt!"


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